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Glad to be a guy

Séparons Féminisme et État

Lundi, le 30 juin 2008
Monday, June 30 2008

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Ingrid Betancourt est libérée

 

 

The UN Deception

The U.N. Deception reports what the nightly news does not: the UN’s creators intended their organization to become a world government. Learn how top United Nations proponents exploit small arms, the environment, and justice to pressure Capitol Hill into quietly surrendering America’s heritage of freedom. Should these UN plans remain unopposed, the consequences are ultimately grim. There is, however, a way to avert this danger. Start by witnessing The U.N. Deception!

 

 

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

 

Jeu vidéo violent

 

Harpo's House Rules


Life has been created for you to enjoy, but you won't
enjoy it unless you pay for it with some good, hard work.
This is one price that will never be marked down.

You can work at whatever you want to as long as you do
it as well as you can and clean up afterwards and you're
at the table at mealtimes and in bed at bedtime.

Respect what the others do. Respect Dad's harp, Mom's
paints, Billy's piano, Alex's set of tools, Jimmy's
designs, and Minnie's menagerie.

If anything makes you sore, come out with it. Maybe the
rest of us are itching for a fight too.

If anything strikes you funny, out with that too. Let's
all the rest of us have a laugh.

If you have an impulse to do something you're not sure is
right, go ahead and do it. Take a chance. Chances are, if
you don't you'll regret it unless you break the rules
about mealtime or bedtime, in which case, you'll sure as
hell regret it.

If it's a question of whether to do what's fun or what is
supposed to be good for you, and nobody is hurt by which-
ever you do, always do what's fun.

If things get too much for you and you feel the whole
world's against you, go stand on your head. If you can
think of anything crazier to do, do it.

Don't worry about what other people think. The only
person in the world important enough to conform to is
yourself.

Anybody who mistreats a pet or breaks a pool cue is
docked a month's pay.

 

 

Imaginez que les participantes à un concours de beauté soient des féministes à moustache

 

 

 

 

 

 

Four out of 10 bachelors did not want children compared to three out of 10 wanting to be a father. The rest were undecided.

 

C'est pas moi qui le dit

"Women's intuition is the result of millions of years of not thinking."

Rupert Hughes

 

 

1968 - The Subtle and Leisurely Penetration, a reference report from the George Mason School of Correspondence, is published by Education Information, Inc., of Sacramento, CA.  It mentions that the thirty-two Americans to be Rhodes Scholars this year have been selected, and then states:  'The stated objectives of Cecil John Rhodes and his friend, Sir Andrew Carnegie, included the reduction of the United States to a colony of the New World Order.'

 

 

 

Battling Siki

 

Female U.S. Casualties More Common in Iraq War

 

Pro-Lifers Praise Ruling Allowing Statement on Abortion

 

Syllogisme disjonctif

Journée pancanadienne de protestation contre C-484, le 28 septembre

 

Ordre du Canada : Le Dr Morgentaler décoré dans la controverse

 

Une mère criminelle privée de son bébé

 

La professeure Francine Descarries honorée par la Fondation Y des femmes

 

City Hall in San Francisco

"Next."

"Good morning. We want to apply for a marriage license."

"Names?"

"Tim and Jim Jones."

"Jones? Are you related? I see a resemblance. "

"Yes, we're brothers."

"Brothers? You can't get married."

"Why not? Aren't you giving marriage licenses to same gender couples?"

"Yes, thousands. But we haven't had any siblings. That's incest!"

"Incest?" No, we are not gay."

"Not gay? Then why do you want to get married?"

"For the financial benefits, of course. And we do love each other.
Besides, we don't have any other prospects."

"But we're issuing marriage licenses to gay and lesbian couples who've been denied equal protection under the law. If you are not gay, you can get married to a woman."

"Wait a minute. A gay man has the same right to marry a woman as I have.
But just because I'm straight doesn't mean I want to marry a woman. I want to marry Jim."

"And I want to marry Tim, Are you going to discriminate against us just
because we are not gay?"

"All right, all right. I'll give you your license. Next."

"Hi. We are here to get married."

"Names?"

"John Smith, Jane James, Robert Green, and June Johnson."

"Who wants to marry whom?"

"We all want to marry each other."

"But there are four of you!"

"That's right. You see, we're all bisexual. I love Jane and Robert, Jane
loves me and June, June loves Robert and Jane, and Robert loves June and me. All of us getting married together is the only way that we can express our sexual preferences in a marital relationship. "

"But we've only been granting licenses to gay and lesbian couples."

"So you're discriminating against bisexuals!"

"No, it's just that, well, the traditional idea of marriage is that it's
just for couples."

"Since when are you standing on tradition?"

"Well, I mean, you have to draw the line somewhere."

"Who says? There's no logical reason to limit marriage to couples. The more the better. Besides, we demand our rights! The mayor says the constitution guarantees equal protection under the law. Give us a marriage license!"

"All right, all right. Next."

"Hello, I'd like a marriage license."

"In what names?"

"David Deets."

"And the other man?"

"That's all. I want to marry myself."

"Marry yourself? What do you mean?"

"Well, my psychiatrist says I have a dual personality, so I want to marry
the two together. Maybe I can file a joint income-tax return."

"That does it! I quit!! You people are making a mockery of marriage!!"

 

Boum! Comme en '44!

CIA 'ignored Iran nuclear evidence'

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